The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad

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• You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. 
• The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. 
• The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. 
• There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. 
• You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. 
• There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. 
• You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. 
• Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. 
• A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. 
• There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. 
• You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. 
• The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. 
• A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). 
• You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. 
• The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. 
• You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. 
• People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. 
• Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. 
• You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. 
• You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. 
• You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it. 
• You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up